A Certain Unexpected Vein of Pawky Humor

waywardturtle:

mrshudson-tookmytardis:

oop2iiepoop2iie:

totalspiffage:

glower:

conbatty:

roses are red
violets are blue
you must be reichenbach because i’m falling for you 

roses are red
violets are blue
look at all this love that i.o.u

Deduction is great
It requires precision
Forget John and Sherlock
You’re my division. 

Roses are red,

You don’t get to choose,

Be the Moran to my Jim,

Or I’ll turn you into shoes. 

Roses are red

I think that you’re sweet

next time you come ‘round

I’ll wear only a sheet